Red Black: $3,500

We at Coffin Couches [...] strongly believe in recycling. Our niche happens to be 18 gauge steel coffins which we collected from local funeral homes primarily in Southern California. [...] These coffins are not used for burial due to slight cosmetic inconsistencies. They are reconfigured and modified resulting in a finished product – a unique one a kind coffin couch.

Coffin Couches.

Yes, really.

I want one.

Low Rider: $3,500

Red Baron (my personal favorite): $3,500

Back Draft: $4,500

I could say so many things about “resting in peace,” “death: the ultimate form of recycling,” and even make a vampire joke or two, but some of these designs don’t even look coffin-y.  I see the gothic influence, and the dark feel, but if I didn’t know they were made from coffins, it wouldn’t be immediately obvious.

(Did that argument sound convincing enough for my boyfriend to believe?)

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Tags: coffin couches, coffins, couches, death, recycling, steel